The curator of the Papen County Historical Society Museum is a cheery narcoleptic. When Ned, Chuck and Emerson come upon her, they think she's dead. Ned even tries to touch her to bring her back to life. Emerson instead slaps her and she wakes up. When asked about The VonRoenn Windmill, she provides the group with information on N.A.R.M., to lead them to it, and alerts them that someone else had already come looking for it. She appears only in "Pigeon".