The definitive lines and finest utterances of the revivifying pie-maker.


I'd love to tell myself I was being unselfish, but I know, deep down in my primal sweet spot, I was being unselfish for selfish reasons. (Discussing his motivation with Chuck)


This is not strange - unusual, maybe. Eccentric, in a quaint way, like dessert spoons. (Of Chuck's musing on her state and their relationship)
Not a fan of the blow. (To Chuck's statement that it would 'cushion the blow')
What is so great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find worms. I say 'no' to knowing. (On his limited knowledge of Emerson)

"The Fun in Funeral"


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